Jeane Noriega is a sophomore at the King’s College, located in Briarcliff Manor, NY. Her hometown during the other three months of the year is Stony Brook, NY, where she graduated from a prestigious college preparatory school that no-one has ever heard of. It is better not to ask what her major is, but what it isn’t. She is an accomplished lunatic, as this stack has well proved. Her hobbies include: running up massive phone bills, hanging around the DTLC watching file servers being installed, and changing the message on her answering machine every other day in order to throughly confuse and confound her room-mate. She also plays a mean cello. Her main goals in life are: to figure out what to do with herself after she finishes school (if she ever finishes, that is) and convince people that, “ Yes, I really am sane. Honestly.”